Jokes

On a romantic day Mr. Lix's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ringMr. Lix: Ya sure, from landline or Mobile?
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Corporate Lessons"V will do it" Means "u will do it?"
"U have done a great job" Means "More work will be given to u""V r a team" Means "I am not d only1 to b blamed"
"v r a team" Means "I am not d only1 to b blamed"
"That is a good question" Means "I do not know anything abt it."
"All d best" Means "u r in trouble"
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AEROPLANE - Wright brothers
CYCLE - Macmillan
MICROPHONE - Graham Bell
TELESCOPE - Galileo
SMS - Kalees
EXAMS - Can u say who is the founder of this....?
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If all Indians start studying
all get good marks but jobs r limited more unemployment
more uth suicides more crime
SAVE INDIA Stop Studying..............
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Ways of Death:
Quick Death: Take a big rope, tie it around ur neck n hang ur self.
Slow Death: Take a small rope, tie it around a girl neck n marry her.
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Six things boys do in exam hall
1. Counting No of Girls..
2. Asking for water to drink or asking for break
3. Seeing through windows who is passing out d exam hall
4. Seeing d brand name of d pen
5. Feelings for wasting yesterday's night by Studying.
6. Think to study well atleast for next exam.