Jokes (Tamil)

Police : Binladena Pudicha 5 lakhs prize
Person 1 : Enaku prize kudunga
Police : Why?
Person 1 : Ennaku Binladena romba pudichiruku

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Oru aalu oru Kakkava valathan. Atha touch panna romba smootha softa irukkum. Avan athukku enna peru Vaipan?
MI-CRO-SOFT

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Kovattha yeppadi sweeta mathuvenga?

angry ku munnadi oru J potta jangry.. So kovatha sweeta Mathiyachi

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Teacher : Thiruvalluvar 1330 kuralaiyum 133 'Athikarama' eluthi irukkar
Student : Yen Sir oru kuralia kooda avar 'Anba' eluthalaiya?

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Ovaru studentin vetrikku karanamum oru pen than.
Athu

Ink peaagavo, Gel penaagavo Y
refill penaaga kooda irukkalam