Tamil Jokes

Maths Teacher : Dai 18 kum 81 kum ulla difference enna da ?
Student : 18la thala thala nu irukum. 81 na thola thola nu irukum

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Mr Lix : Doctor enaku kural mattum dhaan kekudhu, mugame teriyala.
Dr : Idhumadri eppo nadakudhu?
Mr Lix : Phone la pesum pothu Doctor
Dr : ??

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Father : Unaku mapilla epadi ma irukanum?
Daughter : MONITER madiri mattama iruka kudathu, NEPOLEAN madri veerama irukanum ! XXX RUM madiri karupa iruka koodathu, WINE madiri segappa irukanum! OLD MONK madiri Kilavana irukakudathu, JOHNY WALKER madiri younga irukanum ! SARAYAM madiri erunchu vilama SCOTCH madiri softa iruanum ! 11 PM madiri late'a varama 8 PM madiri seekirama varanum!
Mukiyamana visayam mapilai thani adika koodathu !

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Yennathaan MBBS padichu doctor aanaalum computer-la irukkara virus-ku Tablet's koadukka mudiyaathu.
By Computer Mouse-ku YELI marundhu vaippor sangam.

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Person 1 : Dai Nalaiku nan cinemaku poren variya da ?
Person 2 : Mudinja varen da
Person 1 : Mudinja piragu yenda vara ? padam arambikum bothu vada

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Tamil Teacher : "Kannaki maduraiyai erithal" ithu enna kaalam?
Student : "FIRE SERVICE" illatha kaalam Sir !
Tamil Teacher : ????

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Boy : I Love YOU
Girl : Naan madhavan mathiriyana paiyana than luv pannuven
Boy : naan madhavan mathiri irundha unna yen luv panna poraen !
Girl : !!

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Person 1: Thannila irundu yen minsaaram Edukkuraanga theriyuma?
Person 2 : Appadi edukkalenna kulikkum podhu shok adichirum..!!

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