Friday, March 20, 2009

Jokes - English

A little girl asked her Father "how did the human race appear?".
Dad Said "god made adam n eve n they had children n so mankind was made"
later she asked her mom the same things and
She said " the humans evolved from monkeys"
Girl got confused ad asked her dad
"Why both their answers are differend?"
Dad answered its simple dear..!
"I told u about my side of the family n your mother told u about her side...!"

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Who was the 1st INDIAN Women to fly abroad without passport & visa...?

Guess?

SEETHA with RAAVANA to SRILANKA...!!! improve ur G.K...

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Height of Nose Cut:

Boys Asks A girl: Can U Dance With me.
Girl: I dont Dance with a child.
Boy : Sorry, I never knew U r pregnent.
Girl: !!? Eee

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Begger: Sir plz giv Rs 6 for coffee
Man : Coffee? Its Rs. 3
Begger: 1 for my girlfriend
Man: Wow u too made a GF?
Begger: No sir, GF made me a begger...

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Mr. Lix sent SMS to all Friends:
OYE.
My Mobile no has changed. Previously it was Nokia 2300, Now its Nokia 6600. Hereafter send msgs 2 my new mobile.

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One man wanted to get married. He gave an advertisement in a newspaper:

"WIFE WANTED"

Next day, he received so many Letters:

"PLEASE TAKE MY WIFE"

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IN GHAJINI if Amir khan was killed, then movie wil get a collection of 500 Crores
How???
Den ASIN will writ on her body..?
"SANJAY WAS KILLED"

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